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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 16, 2020 at 3:14 pm
(October 16, 2020 at 12:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 16, 2020 at 12:35 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I've known Biker a few years now.  People may not like what he says or his views but I have never thought he wasn't honest.

That's sort of rare these days.

It is. In his profile, he describes himself as a ‘cynical SOB’. Gotta admire that.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 16, 2020 at 3:59 pm
I consider myself a negative optimist. Hope for the best, expect the worst.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 16, 2020 at 6:50 pm (This post was last modified: October 16, 2020 at 6:50 pm by ignoramus.)
Doesn't that just make you a boy scout? (be prepared)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 16, 2020 at 9:13 pm
[Image: 102749878_10101809013067192_853274334176...e=5FAED58B]

Quote:Are you serious?!?!?

So after leaving the drive thru today in Jax Beach, FL my wife took her sandwich out of the bag and we see THIS!!

Seriously? Oh not today, not today!!

I went back to the restaurant, went INSIDE (already fuming), asked to speak to the manager and then threw the sandwich on the counter. I asked him for an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my Wife’s sandwich.

He answered, "because you ordered a BLT with cheese??”

To which I replied “Oh”
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 16, 2020 at 9:31 pm
(October 16, 2020 at 9:13 pm)Eleven Wrote: [Image: 102749878_10101809013067192_853274334176...e=5FAED58B]

Quote:Are you serious?!?!?

So after leaving the drive thru today in Jax Beach, FL my wife took her sandwich out of the bag and we see THIS!!

Seriously? Oh not today, not today!!

I went back to the restaurant, went INSIDE (already fuming), asked to speak to the manager and then threw the sandwich on the counter. I asked him for an explanation. He looked confused, so I pointed at the writing on the sandwich and demanded that he tells me why someone felt the need to write it on my Wife’s sandwich.

He answered, "because you ordered a BLT with cheese??”

To which I replied “Oh”

Hilarious  ...and slinks out with his head down...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2020 at 8:52 pm
[Image: 121817209_10159137917524560_556768950319...e=5FB34E56]
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2020 at 9:06 pm
What a strange filter, nevermind that the parent is using Kaspersky..
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 19, 2020 at 4:03 pm
Sheeeeeeeeeit

[Image: Shapiro.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 19, 2020 at 4:30 pm
(October 19, 2020 at 4:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sheeeeeeeeeit

[Image: Shapiro.jpg]
Well that explains a lot
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 19, 2020 at 4:50 pm
(October 19, 2020 at 4:30 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:
(October 19, 2020 at 4:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sheeeeeeeeeit

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Well that explains a lot

Took care of that other thing for you, Sung.

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