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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(November 29, 2020 at 1:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not sure what to get that ‘special someone’ on your Christmas list this year? Problem solved!





Boru

Someone was paid to come up with idea.  They presented it before whoever approves such things and those people were paid to say it's a splendid idea.

Faints
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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(November 29, 2020 at 1:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 29, 2020 at 1:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not sure what to get that ‘special someone’ on your Christmas list this year? Problem solved!





Boru

Someone was paid to come up with idea.  They presented it before whoever approves such things and those people were paid to say it's a splendid idea.

Faints

I already have one on order. I’m starting to suspect I’m part of the problem.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 29, 2020 at 1:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 29, 2020 at 1:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Someone was paid to come up with idea.  They presented it before whoever approves such things and those people were paid to say it's a splendid idea.

Faints

I already have one on order.

Boru
I'm weak...there are enough things in this house that poop, I am not in the market for a toy pooping flamingo.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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And this one just for OLB!

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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(November 30, 2020 at 8:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And this one just for OLB!

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Boru
I wish.

2 wapiti (elk) would fill my freezers to the brim. Just as yummy as a whitetail though.

Unfortunately they are not in this area. You have to go several hours north.
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Who would make this stock photo?

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I mean imagine someone buying this to use it as an ad for some product.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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