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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 2, 2020 at 3:29 pm
(December 2, 2020 at 3:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Who would make this stock photo?

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I mean imagine someone buying this to use it as an ad for some product.

Maybe as cover art for the direct-to-video ‘True Confessions: I Married A Sasquatch’?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 2, 2020 at 4:16 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2020 at 11:16 pm by arewethereyet.)
My daughter purchased a picture frame set that has multiple frames all connected. After doing some furniture rearranging at their house to make room for the Christmas tree, she hung it on the wall with the stock pictures still in it. She's waiting to see how long it will take for her husband and daughter to notice. It's almost three weeks now. I didn't say a word when we went there for Thanksgiving.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 2, 2020 at 5:18 pm
(December 2, 2020 at 3:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Who would make this stock photo?

[Image: Bigfoot.jpg]

I mean imagine someone buying this to use it as an ad for some product.

Furry condoms?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 2, 2020 at 11:05 pm
Nicholas Cage and son

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 2, 2020 at 11:08 pm
(December 2, 2020 at 11:05 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Nicholas Cage and son



You mean Scrooge and Tiny Tim?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 2, 2020 at 11:52 pm
(December 2, 2020 at 4:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: My daughter purchased a picture frame set that has multiple frames all connected.  After doing some furniture rearranging at their house to make room for the Christmas tree, she hung it on the wall with the stock pictures still in it.  She's waiting to see how long it will take for her husband and daughter to notice.  It's almost three weeks now.  I didn't say a word when we went there for Thanksgiving.

Maybe they just think that those are "art" pix?  Huh
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 3, 2020 at 2:00 am
(November 30, 2020 at 8:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 128634480_749356412604183_49428371112392...e=5FEA5D66]

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I don’t know, may be it’s just me but this looks more like a yoda otter in an otter universe—where lightsabers are not lightsabers but are sticks and yoda otter is too feeble to wield them anyway.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 3, 2020 at 5:36 am
[Image: 129673193_2733110000235089_8741767427772...e=5FECEAFC]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 3, 2020 at 10:48 am
(December 3, 2020 at 5:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 129673193_2733110000235089_8741767427772...e=5FECEAFC]

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Ranting  Cortana  Hehe
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December 5, 2020 at 3:04 am (This post was last modified: December 5, 2020 at 3:41 am by The Architect Of Fate.)



Oh my rod they have learned to use tools were all doomed !!! Panic
This is both adorable and terrifying 



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