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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 9:25 am
She can assimilate me anytime....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 9:42 am
She (Jeri) must be a short arse because I never thought the holodoc was a tall man and she needs the high hells just to be as tall as him?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 9:45 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 10:41 am
(December 23, 2020 at 9:42 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: She (Jeri) must be a short arse because I never thought the holodoc was a tall man and she needs the high hells just to be as tall as him?

She is 2 inches shorter...

That bald head makes him appear less than his 5'10"....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 11:07 am
(December 23, 2020 at 10:41 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 23, 2020 at 9:42 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: She (Jeri) must be a short arse because I never thought the holodoc was a tall man and she needs the high hells just to be as tall as him?

She is 2 inches shorter...

That bald head makes him appear less than his 5'10"....

Same height on her back Smile
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 11:45 am
(December 23, 2020 at 11:07 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(December 23, 2020 at 10:41 am)onlinebiker Wrote: She is 2 inches shorter...

That bald head makes him appear less than his 5'10"....

Same height on her back  Smile

Nah, Jeri's taller.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 12:03 pm
Good points...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 7:03 pm
R2 must be leaking hydraulic fluid in his undercarriage!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2020 at 7:20 pm
perhaps by 2100 the friendliest living thing on planet earth will be an immortal robotic mind filled with human memories
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2020 at 10:35 am (This post was last modified: December 24, 2020 at 10:36 am by Fake Messiah.)
Better watch this with the sound on.


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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