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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 19, 2021 at 10:09 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2021 at 10:22 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
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And in the year 1400 of our lord King Benji slayer of cats and defiler of many legs put down the rabbit rebellion .....
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And thus mankind's war against the giant ended in victory
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 19, 2021 at 11:12 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2021 at 11:17 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
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Faster slave!
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That moment you realize your about to be mugged
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 20, 2021 at 1:23 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2021 at 1:49 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
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And thus Bob came to regret his love of Hossenfeffer and Rabbit fur cloaks.

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Wow, Rejection was a lot more brutal in the Dark Ages.

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When one of your buddies tries to give you a haircut with a dagger.

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Swing your partner round and round !!!!

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" I swear to god if you two don't cut that shit out I'm turning around and no ones getting any ice cream "
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 20, 2021 at 2:28 am
Her: "It's late, what movie are we going to-"

https://ibb.co/HdcrCwt

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 20, 2021 at 3:05 am
(January 20, 2021 at 2:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Her: "It's late, what movie are we going to-"

https://ibb.co/HdcrCwt
Oh my  Hehe
"Change was inevitable"


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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 20, 2021 at 9:51 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2021 at 10:02 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
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"I don't give a  shit what you idiots are doing. You're all dead and I'm on the clock. "
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2021 at 4:55 am
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2021 at 5:08 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2021 at 5:09 am by The Valkyrie.)
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2021 at 9:43 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2021 at 11:25 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Me, when the neighbours have visitors:

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 22, 2021 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2021 at 12:15 am by The Valkyrie.)
I've heard Trump's wedding anniversary is coming up.

He remembers wistfully the first time he saw her. Her eyes, the colour of something he'd seen once. Her hair, cascading about her shoulders.

He knew at first sight she was the one for him!

Then he clicked, "Add to cart".

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