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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2021 at 7:36 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2021 at 11:26 pm
Never get booked for driving without a seatbelt!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2021 at 11:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 23, 2021 at 11:48 pm by onlinebiker.)
(February 23, 2021 at 11:26 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Never get booked for driving without a seatbelt!

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Any half sharp US cop ain' t gonna buy it.



A Brit or Aussie on the other hand........
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 23, 2021 at 11:57 pm
It's for the grainy traffic cameras...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2021 at 12:46 am
(February 23, 2021 at 11:47 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 23, 2021 at 11:26 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Never get booked for driving without a seatbelt!

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Any half sharp US cop ain' t gonna buy it.



A Brit or Aussie on the other hand........

So, 100% effective in the South and 75% effective in the North.

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February 24, 2021 at 4:59 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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February 24, 2021 at 5:54 am
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February 24, 2021 at 7:07 am
The ultimate nerd fantasy.

Three dimensional strip chess...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2021 at 9:22 am (This post was last modified: February 24, 2021 at 9:22 am by ignoramus.)
How the hell can Spock be half human.
How are the genes from life on different planets with different colored blood even compatible, let alone fertile.

I bet it's not even real!
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February 24, 2021 at 6:42 pm
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This reminds me of B......., errrr......someone Dunno
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