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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 20, 2021 at 6:30 pm
(March 20, 2021 at 6:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 6aao4tpkzf141.jpg]

Boru

At least the fuck could raise the goddamn seat!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 20, 2021 at 8:19 pm
[Image: Is9OkNn.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2021 at 12:24 am
Satan, "I bought your soul last month..."

Me, "No returns!"

Satan, "But it's creeping me out!"

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2021 at 5:18 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2021 at 7:48 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2021 at 9:28 am
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2021 at 3:42 pm
(March 20, 2021 at 8:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Is9OkNn.jpg]

That would be a more effective joke if they were two (obvious) males, and the one on the left had scissors.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 22, 2021 at 4:04 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 22, 2021 at 7:40 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 22, 2021 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: March 22, 2021 at 11:26 pm by ignoramus.)
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