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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2021 at 7:34 pm
(March 26, 2021 at 7:44 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote:
(March 26, 2021 at 5:04 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yes, I saw this on IMGUR too...

What's your point?

That it didn't meet your high standard?
Or Boru beat you to it?

(Sorry Beccs, Boru wanted me to confront you on this (for him) or else he'll send those compromised pictures of me with the goat to my friends on facebook.)

I know this isn't true.

If only you hadn't claimed to have friends.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2021 at 8:25 pm
That's not true! I have lots of true friends on facebook. There's this Russian lady who keeps sending me photos of herself, there's also this lady (I think it's a lady?) from Thailand who wants to love me forever! I'm also really good friends with a very wealthy man from Zimbabwe, etc
I'm killing it with friends! I can't believe my luck!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 2:41 am
(March 26, 2021 at 8:25 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: there's also this lady (I think it's a lady?) from Thailand who wants to love me forever! 

That bitch! (or... bastard???) She said I was the only man she'd ever love!


Oh... and bad news about Zimbabwe guy... I sent him like 5k to help him get out of the country. But I haven't heard from him since. I fear the worst...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 2:46 am
He's OK! He just barely made it out alive. He sent me a picture of the horrible surroundings he's living in. The details were so sharp on his iphone 12 that it brought a tear to my eye...
I'm not sure if I can handle that much reality in one go! We're so lucky where we live ...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 2:48 am
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"Change was inevitable"


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 5:18 am
^ Hates everything American.
Loves KFC.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 5:20 am
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Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 5:45 am
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Trying to show users how to do burnouts on youtube.
Apparently, I misunderstood Dunno
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 5:45 am
(March 27, 2021 at 5:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: ^ Hates everything American.Loves KFC.
The funny thing is though those two aren't really Rodrigo Duterte or Kim Jong-un. There actually a pair of impersonators who decided to meet at a KFC knockoff called Jollibee.
https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/entertain...ild-scenes
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2021 at 1:35 pm
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