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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2021 at 5:12 am
Yesterday upon a stair
I saw my wife who wasn't there.
She wasn't there again today—
Oh how I wish she'd go away.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2021 at 6:44 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2021 at 3:05 pm
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#3524
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2021 at 3:27 pm (This post was last modified: April 3, 2021 at 3:34 pm by Silver.)
A new botox commercial catering to young people with no wrinkles to take action before the wrinkles appear. Oh, the vanity.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2021 at 4:07 pm
(April 3, 2021 at 3:27 pm)Eleven Wrote: A new botox commercial catering to young people with no wrinkles to take action before the wrinkles appear. Oh, the vanity.

Nothing wrong with taking advantage of gullibility.
Religions have been doing it like forever Dunno

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 3, 2021 at 7:42 pm
(April 3, 2021 at 3:27 pm)Eleven Wrote: A new botox commercial catering to young people with no wrinkles to take action before the wrinkles appear. Oh, the vanity.

It's actually true that if you treat the signs of aging at the time they usually appear, but before they get obvious, the treatment is more effective and long-lasting.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2021 at 7:48 am
Yeah, what could have gone wrong?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2021 at 5:30 pm
(April 3, 2021 at 7:42 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 3, 2021 at 3:27 pm)Eleven Wrote: A new botox commercial catering to young people with no wrinkles to take action before the wrinkles appear. Oh, the vanity.

It's actually true that if you treat the signs of aging at the time they usually appear, but before they get obvious, the treatment is more effective and long-lasting.

I got older and then got wrinkles... it's what happens. If you don't like wrinkles stop looking at me!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 4, 2021 at 11:50 pm
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April 5, 2021 at 7:44 am
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