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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 30, 2021 at 6:22 pm
(April 30, 2021 at 5:18 am)Eleven Wrote: [Image: 176159577_10225868135194462_755947546534...e=60AD939F]

I think that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 30, 2021 at 8:36 pm
A "realist" listens to a glass talking? Interesting Dunno
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 30, 2021 at 8:43 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2021 at 8:46 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)



I don't know if I find this bird cute or terrifying?  Hehe
(April 30, 2021 at 8:36 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: A "realist" listens to a glass talking? Interesting Dunno
Maybe surrealism


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 30, 2021 at 8:52 pm
(April 30, 2021 at 8:43 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:


I don't know if I find this bird cute or terrifying?  Hehe
Our African Grey will "practice" words and phrases until she's happy with how they sound and then comes out with whatever it is.  She'll sit facing a back corner of her cage and practice in a quiet voice.  When we first got her we didn't know what she was doing but we're used to it now.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 30, 2021 at 8:55 pm
(April 30, 2021 at 8:52 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 30, 2021 at 8:43 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:


I don't know if I find this bird cute or terrifying?  Hehe
Our African Grey will "practice" words and phrases until she's happy with how they sound and then comes out with whatever it is.  She'll sit facing a back corner of her cage and practice in a quiet voice.  When we first got her we didn't know what she was doing but we're used to it now.
One of my favorite African Grey videos:


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 1, 2021 at 5:20 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 1, 2021 at 6:12 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 1, 2021 at 3:04 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 1, 2021 at 10:22 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2021 at 5:07 am
Recently discovered in the presidential archives:

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