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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 12:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 1:31 am
^ when they block that, he's still got carrier pigeons and smoke signals.
Poor bastard. I love it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 4:57 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 3:04 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 3:23 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 4:05 pm
Let's eat Grandma.


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Let's eat, Grandma.


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2021 at 8:04 pm
I'm a member of a truck forum (since I have an old truck). Most of those guys are pretty redneck, to say the least. One guy, who lives in South Dakota, commented that at least the Amish families who bought a property near him weren't pinko vegans from California. I told him that I like pink way too much to be a vegan.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2021 at 1:17 am
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wtf. No probs, I'll just exercise by jogging in those lanes...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2021 at 1:22 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 7, 2021 at 4:01 am
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