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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 9:21 am
Great! I live in sunny Qld and walk around barefoot most of the times. 2 or 3 pairs is a lifetime supply for me here. Here, have a gallon of gas.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 11:13 am
(May 10, 2021 at 7:34 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]
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I have UNLIMITED POWER!!!

Actually I have lots of Dasheen Bush which is a type of Spinach.
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#3683
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 1:03 pm
(May 10, 2021 at 7:34 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: [Image: image.png]

I have unleaded petrol... Lots of it!
I can barter? What you got?

Dodgy

A bog brush. Dammit.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 1:07 pm (This post was last modified: May 10, 2021 at 5:30 pm by arewethereyet.)
(May 10, 2021 at 9:21 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Great! I live in sunny Qld and walk around barefoot most of the times. 2 or 3 pairs is a lifetime supply for me here. Here, have a gallon of gas.

My preference is to be barefoot.  Next choice is sandals but since it's been ages since I went for a pedicure and I am not nearly as skilled as those ladies are so I ordered a pair of tie dyed tennis shoes...like Vans with a super thin sole.  Needed some  no-show socks to wear with those.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 5:28 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 7:10 pm
Hands down, broom lady wins. But (in the interest of fairness) I gave pen lady a good looking-over before arriving at my final decision.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 7:15 pm
(May 10, 2021 at 6:25 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: jgTzD4D.jpg]

Boru
This must-have post-Endor  Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 7:16 pm (This post was last modified: May 10, 2021 at 7:16 pm by onlinebiker.)
Ya gotta wonder if she flew in on that.....


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 10, 2021 at 7:19 pm
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Riker: "One bridge," right Worf?

Worf: Are you ever going to let me live that down?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 11, 2021 at 4:42 am (This post was last modified: May 11, 2021 at 4:43 am by ignoramus.)
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