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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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#3821
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2021 at 11:33 am
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#3822
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2021 at 9:55 pm
If I had five bars of chocolate, and you took three, what would you have?

Yes, that's right. Conclusive proof, one way or the other, of an afterlife.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3823
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2021 at 10:25 pm
If I took all 5, we'd all continue to have nice pics in A69! Hehe
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 2, 2021 at 4:36 am
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#3825
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 2, 2021 at 6:45 am
I wish I had never seen this:




Because it is going to get me in trouble. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow - but soon, and for the rest of my life.

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June 2, 2021 at 11:53 am
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June 2, 2021 at 9:21 pm
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#3828
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 2, 2021 at 11:31 pm
Tucker wanted to say one thing and then barely managed to say another one:


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#3829
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2021 at 1:45 am
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SourCalmHorned...4R-Sgf44zg

check this out. The little fuckers are evolving!
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#3830
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 3, 2021 at 4:30 am
(June 3, 2021 at 1:45 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SourCalmHorned...4R-Sgf44zg

check this out. The little fuckers are evolving!

Wow. I'm impressed. I mean, I would have just went for the cheese.
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