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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2021 at 11:56 am
(June 23, 2021 at 10:38 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Women sometimes just can't understand male humor




It's how she looks like Skye from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Hilarious
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2021 at 7:10 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2021 at 7:12 pm
Mooo-oo-ooom, there are high-velocity protein stains on the sheets, again!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 23, 2021 at 8:46 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2021 at 1:50 am
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#3936
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2021 at 6:47 am
Add a release mechanism and you' ve got a "kidapult".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2021 at 7:04 am
(June 24, 2021 at 1:50 am)no one Wrote: [Image: z-memes-32-13.jpg]

I want one.

"Catch!"

*Thud!*

"Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh..." (fading off into the distance).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2021 at 7:17 am
I can almost hear the proud dads: ‘Oh, yeah? Well my little Jason made 22 feet. Top THAT, motherfucker!’

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2021 at 8:07 am
The next Olympics will have skeet, trap, clay and "spoilt rotten infant" shooting medals on offer.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 24, 2021 at 8:13 am
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece .. 
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:
 
"OH!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into " Olympics". 
Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you..You're very welcome..
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