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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 1, 2021 at 3:24 pm
(July 31, 2021 at 10:42 am)AkiraTheViking Wrote: [Image: i-like-to-pound-ass-ult-and-battery-defe...rtroom.jpg]
(July 31, 2021 at 10:15 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Hey, look at her

[Image: Bussy-2.jpg]

Her? As far as I know, "bussy" is a gay term meaning a man's asshole.


Ummm...missing an "A"?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2021 at 4:31 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2021 at 4:50 am (This post was last modified: August 2, 2021 at 4:50 am by ignoramus.)
I remember seeing, Ultravox, Mike Oldfield and Devo all in one weekend! (Fri, Sat and Sun)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 2, 2021 at 5:28 am (This post was last modified: August 2, 2021 at 5:33 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(August 2, 2021 at 4:50 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I remember seeing, Ultravox, Mike Oldfield and Devo all in one weekend! (Fri, Sat and Sun)

Drugs’ll do that to a person. One of my mates once ‘saw’ a giraffe eating a corvette and farting ‘Waltzing Mathilda’. 

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August 2, 2021 at 12:27 pm
(August 2, 2021 at 4:50 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I remember seeing, Ultravox, Mike Oldfield and Devo all in one weekend! (Fri, Sat and Sun)

Didn't Mike Oldfield paint his head blue and retire to Vegas?
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August 2, 2021 at 9:13 pm
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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August 3, 2021 at 2:09 am
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August 3, 2021 at 6:45 am (This post was last modified: August 3, 2021 at 6:59 am by The Valkyrie.)
"Mum, Dad, you need to sit down. I have something to confess to you."

"What is it, Beccs?"

"I'm a serial killer, and I'm addicted to drugs. I killed grandad, and to support my drug habit, I star in porno movies, and steal cars!"

"Thank fuck for that. I thought you were going to say you voted for Scott Morrison!"

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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August 3, 2021 at 9:37 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 4, 2021 at 5:49 am
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