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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 25, 2021 at 4:59 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 25, 2021 at 6:56 am (This post was last modified: August 25, 2021 at 7:05 am by ignoramus.)
I wonder if Beccs likes to polish the odd knob here and there?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2021 at 4:45 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2021 at 8:40 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2021 at 9:39 pm
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Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. - Joseph Campbell  Popcorn

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2021 at 10:44 pm
(August 25, 2021 at 6:56 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I wonder if Beccs likes to polish the odd knob here and there?

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He'll get away with it in court only if he gave the guy 25¢ per tooth. And I think that he should have used forceps for that tooth extraction. I've had knuckles infected by opponent's teeth, in the past.  Panic
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2021 at 11:44 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2021 at 11:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2021 at 11:51 pm by no one. Edit Reason: keyboard gnomes )
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 27, 2021 at 2:18 am
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?


One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 27, 2021 at 4:59 am
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