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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 8:22 pm
(September 9, 2021 at 7:40 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 9, 2021 at 7:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do the women date not like it when you get an erection?

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I don' t date.

The SO would take exception to that....
(September 9, 2021 at 7:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do the women date not like it when you get an erection?

Boru

I don' t date.

The SO would take exception to that....

Neither do I. Wimmins is funny that way.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2021 at 8:32 pm
(September 9, 2021 at 7:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s what WOULD work on the women.

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The women you date get erections?


Whatever blows wind up your skirt....

Not to the same extent that men do, but women *definitely* get erections.

Just ask one.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2021 at 1:03 pm
I post this here because there will be much more than three people who will get this joke since there are a lot of veterans of life on this forum

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2021 at 1:18 pm
In the eye! The horror!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2021 at 4:23 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2021 at 4:53 pm
(September 6, 2021 at 4:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: i4v7zqmv7qk71.jpg]

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Dan Rather's an absolute bastard for posting my nudes on instagram.

The upside: Everytime he does so, instagram loses 50% of its subscriber base, permanently. I must tap him up again.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2021 at 11:07 pm
When bots write obituaries

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 10, 2021 at 11:30 pm
^ Or 8 year olds playing Mad Libs.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 11, 2021 at 2:38 am
He's lucky! My mom just wanted us to be friends...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 11, 2021 at 5:02 am
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