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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 28, 2021 at 8:49 am
(December 27, 2021 at 10:54 am)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: ove-is-a-snowmobile-racing-across-the-tu...s-over.jpg]

JFC, I can't believe you made me google that.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 29, 2021 at 2:56 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 29, 2021 at 5:21 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 29, 2021 at 6:52 am
If your wife/girlfriend is on her period and behaves irrationally about something minor you’ve done, gently tell her that she’s overreacting because she’s on her period. She’ll thank you for reminding her.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 29, 2021 at 7:29 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 29, 2021 at 6:10 pm
(December 29, 2021 at 6:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If your wife/girlfriend is on her period and behaves irrationally about something minor you’ve done, gently tell her that she’s overreacting because she’s on her period. She’ll thank you for reminding her.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2021 at 4:55 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2021 at 8:10 am (This post was last modified: December 30, 2021 at 8:11 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2021 at 3:25 pm
Another fantasy ruined.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2021 at 11:12 pm


"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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