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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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There are cat people and there are mice people.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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Maybe he ate them and then flushed them.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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After Erik's unfortunate accident, ostriches were no longer allowed to work at the mill.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Well, I just ended a long term relationship.

Eight years.

Luckily, it wasn't my relationship.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 13, 2022 at 3:21 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: There are cat people and there are mice people.

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That would be crunchy sandwiches.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(February 14, 2022 at 3:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, I just ended a long term relationship.

Eight years.

Luckily, it wasn't my relationship.

And on Valentine's day of all days... what kind of a monster are you?



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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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