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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 5:09 am
I don't understand why single people get all sad and depressed on Valentine's Day. You think this is the ONLY day of the year when no one loves you?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 5:11 am
[Image: 273776853_10158096673791286_411924107428...e=620F3D97]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 5:18 am
(February 14, 2022 at 5:04 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(February 14, 2022 at 3:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, I just ended a long term relationship.

Eight years.

Luckily, it wasn't my relationship.

And on Valentine's day of all days... what kind of a monster are you?


How it is to be a Star Trek fan these days:

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The kind who will bring an end to valentines day.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 5:41 am
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
So get in the van.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 9:38 am
(February 14, 2022 at 2:21 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: After Erik's unfortunate accident, ostriches were no longer allowed to work at the mill.

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I may have to steal this image for use when Winter returns. Angel
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 5:43 pm
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 7:28 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2022 at 11:14 pm
Roses are for love,
Lotion's for the skin.
You'll be my valentine,
Or you get the hose again
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2022 at 1:24 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2022 at 10:44 am
Umm, which Disney villain is this?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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