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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2022 at 2:56 pm
(February 15, 2022 at 10:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Umm, which Disney villain is this?

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All of them.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2022 at 3:29 pm
(February 15, 2022 at 10:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Umm, which Disney villain is this?

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Wow, time has not been on her side.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2022 at 6:05 am
My goodness - someone's in for a right thumping when his lady friend gets home...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 16, 2022 at 10:24 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2022 at 1:12 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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February 18, 2022 at 2:31 am
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February 18, 2022 at 7:07 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 18, 2022 at 10:29 pm



Those guns really would have come in handy later in the film  Hehe
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February 19, 2022 at 6:13 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 19, 2022 at 6:17 am
Plaid -

What a goth wears to a funeral....
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