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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 24, 2022 at 9:58 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 25, 2022 at 1:11 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 25, 2022 at 10:27 pm
"Mum, am I adopted?"
"No. I've only just placed the ad."
I always used to tell my brother he was adopted.
When asked, my mother said, "of course not!"
My father said, "No. You were given to us in trade for food."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 25, 2022 at 10:55 pm
(February 25, 2022 at 10:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Mum, am I adopted?"
"No. I've only just placed the ad."
I always used to tell my brother he was adopted.
When asked, my mother said, "of course not!"
My father said, "No. You were given to us in trade for food."
Mom's sisters told me that a seagull shit me on the beach.
No wonder my childhood was warped. I think the adoption lie would have been better.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2022 at 9:52 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2022 at 10:44 am
Someone's going to their eye out.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2022 at 1:22 pm
(February 27, 2022 at 9:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: vK4nXaEE_o.png]](https://images2.imgbox.com/47/65/vK4nXaEE_o.png)
Nice to see highly trained law enforcement kicking it hard.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2022 at 1:35 pm
(February 27, 2022 at 10:44 am)no one Wrote: Someone's going to their eye out.
I wonder if he has
three brown eyes.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 27, 2022 at 2:06 pm
It's half assed.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 28, 2022 at 5:58 am
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