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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 5:37 am
Dis you, Beccs?




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 7:30 am
(May 2, 2022 at 5:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dis you, Beccs?




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I simply poke their eyes out.

But this, too, has potential!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 8:32 am
(May 2, 2022 at 7:30 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 5:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dis you, Beccs?




Boru

I simply poke their eyes out.

But this, too, has potential!

We all know you don't have the patience to deflesh a scull. Stick to what you know.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 8:42 am
(May 2, 2022 at 8:32 am)brewer Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 7:30 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I simply poke their eyes out.

But this, too, has potential!

We all know you don't have the patience to deflesh a scull. Stick to what you know.

Acid.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 8:44 am
(May 2, 2022 at 8:42 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 8:32 am)brewer Wrote: We all know you don't have the patience to deflesh a scull. Stick to what you know.

Acid.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 9:13 am
(May 2, 2022 at 8:32 am)brewer Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 7:30 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I simply poke their eyes out.

But this, too, has potential!

We all know you don't have the patience to deflesh a scull. Stick to what you know.

well... poke the eyes out first...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 2:19 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2022 at 2:20 pm by brewer.)
(May 2, 2022 at 8:42 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 8:32 am)brewer Wrote: We all know you don't have the patience to deflesh a scull. Stick to what you know.

Acid.

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Oh please, then you'd have to deal with the leftover muck/slime. I can't see you doing that. I think you're more of a 'one and done' gal.

Female Praying Mantis comes to mind.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm
[Image: Fall.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 5:00 pm
(May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fall.jpg]

Looks like someone may have been overserved.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2022 at 11:28 pm
(May 2, 2022 at 5:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fall.jpg]

Looks like someone may have been overserved.

Super Size Me!!! Hilarious
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