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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2023 at 6:05 pm
(March 21, 2023 at 3:34 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2023 at 11:28 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: pRhyxKav_o.jpg]

Want!

Predicted!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2023 at 7:19 pm
^ Fugizat?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 22, 2023 at 12:09 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 24, 2023 at 10:52 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 25, 2023 at 5:32 am
Competition time.

Spot the cat in the picture below.

Warning: It isn't easy.

There may be a prize.



Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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March 25, 2023 at 6:05 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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March 25, 2023 at 6:09 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 25, 2023 at 3:44 pm
(March 25, 2023 at 5:32 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Competition time.

Spot the cat in the picture below.

Warning: It isn't easy.

There may be a prize.




I saw a similar contest on another web site...

...except they didn't call it a "cat"...

...and it was on PornHub.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 25, 2023 at 3:45 pm
(March 25, 2023 at 6:09 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Fr3-Uk-Fr-WIAEp-Lt1-jpeg.jpg]

Nobody does...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2023 at 7:30 am
Where are the cushions and chair?
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