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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(May 28, 2023 at 2:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Beauty standards are getting out of hand.

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That can't be real, surely?!
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(May 28, 2023 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 28, 2023 at 2:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Beauty standards are getting out of hand.

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That can't be real, surely?!

I was thinking the same thing, but I saw Bezos' wife-to-be, and this isn't much of an exaggeration from that, in the case of the lips. I'd take my women just as they are, and always have. This pic is probably photoshopped, or something. Grotesque, in any event.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 28, 2023 at 10:53 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 28, 2023 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: That can't be real, surely?!

I was thinking the same thing, but I saw Bezos' wife-to-be, and this isn't much of an exaggeration from that, in the case of the lips. I'd take my women just as they are, and always have. This pic is probably photoshopped, or something. Grotesque, in any event.


I came to that conclusion when watching Natalie Portman’s nude scene in Hotel Chevalier and realizing that, somehow, my immediate reaction to one of the most popular actresses of the time finally getting her kit off is “DAT RIBCAGE.” There are still days where I think “if I get a pair of yarn mallets, how far could I get in the “Gone Daddy Gone” solo with just her ribs?”



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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 28, 2023 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 28, 2023 at 2:03 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Beauty standards are getting out of hand.

[Image: poFqxZNH_o.jpg]

That can't be real, surely?!

No doubt the photo's been altered.

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(May 28, 2023 at 10:53 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 28, 2023 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: That can't be real, surely?!

I was thinking the same thing, but I saw Bezos' wife-to-be, and this isn't much of an exaggeration from that, in the case of the lips. I'd take my women just as they are, and always have. This pic is probably photoshopped, or something. Grotesque, in any event.

Looks like Trump Jr.'s big-mouthed girlfriend got overinflated at her last lip plumping appointment.
  
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