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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 6, 2023 at 3:05 am
Yes, it's all the rage. For people who don't like lion around. Get up, join that circle of life. Just be wary, it could leave an emotional scar.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 6, 2023 at 6:06 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 6, 2023 at 6:38 am
Ron Desantis had a good night. He wanted his feat to be recorded.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 6, 2023 at 7:53 pm
(May 26, 2023 at 11:23 pm)Angrboda Wrote:


Tony: Bookies got blagged last night.

Cousin Avi: Blagged? Speak English. I thought this country spawned the f****** language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2023 at 4:03 pm
(June 6, 2023 at 6:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 02qv5RnM_o.jpeg]

That's what, about 60 feet?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2023 at 6:18 pm
(June 7, 2023 at 4:03 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(June 6, 2023 at 6:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 02qv5RnM_o.jpeg]

That's what, about 60 feet?

Thst's 1.5 feet in Republican.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2023 at 8:34 pm
Today in the Clinton household.

H, "Bill, did we get any mail today? Perhaps from DoJ?"

B, "No, were you expecting some,?"

H, "Nope!" *sips chardonnay*

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2023 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2023 at 8:45 pm by AkiraTheViking.)
This is an actual official dub of this anime:


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 7, 2023 at 10:36 pm
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2023 at 6:10 pm
(June 7, 2023 at 8:44 pm)AkiraTheViking Wrote: This is an actual official dub of this anime:



IMO, Japan is one of the most racist countries in the World.
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