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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2023 at 5:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2023 at 5:58 am (This post was last modified: July 22, 2023 at 5:59 am by The Valkyrie.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 22, 2023 at 8:55 pm (This post was last modified: July 25, 2023 at 3:45 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Apparently they may be remaking "Grease" in a modern setting, including updating the lyrics to reflect modern trends.

"Tell me more, tell me more,
"Did he Snapchat his balls
"Tell me more, tell me more,
"Was his penis real small?"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 8:30 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 9:35 am
(July 25, 2023 at 8:30 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: aj5Q6zlf_o.jpg]
Middle finger could say, "I'm long enough to reach that special spot inside a vagina!".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 10:12 am
(July 25, 2023 at 9:35 am)Fireball Wrote:
(July 25, 2023 at 8:30 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: aj5Q6zlf_o.jpg]
Middle finger could say, "I'm long enough to reach that special spot inside a vagina!".

Unless you're one of those weirdos whose index finger is longer than their middle finger.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 3:40 pm
This video needs to be mandatory viewing for anyone who’s been named as a pallbearer for a funeral. Even if it’s just to take the edge off of burying a loved one:


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 5:08 pm
(July 25, 2023 at 3:40 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: This video needs to be mandatory viewing for anyone who’s been named as a pallbearer for a funeral. Even if it’s just to take the edge off of burying a loved one:



Now I’m re-thinking my cremation plan. After seeing that, I SO want to fall out of my coffin during the funeral. Not nude, though. Maybe in a suit of Japanese armour. Or a spacesuit.

I need to give this some thought…

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 6:05 pm
When I die, I just want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Supergirl costume.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 25, 2023 at 6:18 pm
Therapist: How do you deal with annoyances that arise in your daily life?

Me: Usually with sarcasm.

Therapist: And do you find that to be an effective coping mechanism?

Me: Yes, it’s SOOOOOOOO helpful.

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