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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 5:59 pm
(September 19, 2023 at 6:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 7an7og.jpg]

Boru

The Horta Boys
The Tribbles' Troubles Trio
The Starfleets
The Overactors
The Phasers
Fleetie Bridgers  (with apologies to Phoebe)
The Neutral Zones

I could do this all day...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2023 at 5:59 pm
(September 19, 2023 at 7:52 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Boebert is now claiming the erection was rigged.

I didn't realize she was Asian...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2023 at 8:23 am
Am I going nuts or are my cats trying to tell me something?

[Image: Cats.png]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2023 at 2:01 pm
(September 21, 2023 at 8:23 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Am I going nuts or are my cats trying to tell me something?

[Image: Cats.png]

Didn't see it at first, then tried the "squint and blur" technique.

Yup.  There it is!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2023 at 2:18 pm
I know, right? The devil is talking through those cats and that is why I put those cats in the basket and quickly ran to the nearby church to pray to get rid of that devil.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2023 at 9:40 pm
(September 20, 2023 at 5:59 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 19, 2023 at 6:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 7an7og.jpg]

Boru

The Horta Boys
The Tribbles' Troubles Trio
The Starfleets
The Overactors
The Phasers
Fleetie Bridgers  (with apologies to Phoebe)
The Neutral Zones

I could do this all day...


Herman and the Herberts
The Sex Phasers
Alpha and the Quadrants
The Alternative Rock Factor
Prime Directive Violators
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2023 at 6:34 am
[Image: 6bd88c51c64198f48638ae6fad754c91.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2023 at 5:57 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2023 at 6:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2023 at 6:41 pm by Bucky Ball.)
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Boebert is now claiming the erection was rigged.

It would be "the erection was ligged".  Angel

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September 22, 2023 at 8:19 pm
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