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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2023 at 10:11 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2023 at 10:28 pm
(September 20, 2023 at 4:30 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: And, yes, pretty much every pirate voice of the last couple decades is basically an impersonation (if several degrees removed) from Newton’s West Country accent.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2023 at 9:15 am
DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.

ME: *pulls into rest stop*

DAUGHTER: Thanks.

ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.

DAUGHTER: I will.

ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.

DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.

ME: Exactly.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2023 at 12:47 pm
Buster Keaton:

[Image: Buster_Keaton_in_costume.jpg]

Buster Kenton’s stunt double:

[Image: Buster_Keaton_in_costume.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2023 at 12:52 pm
(September 23, 2023 at 12:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Buster Keaton...
Buster Kenton’s stunt double...

https://archive.org/details/TheGeneral_201312

1h 18m
Almost a century old.
Nothing wrong with the sound ;-)
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September 24, 2023 at 4:29 am
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September 24, 2023 at 5:47 am
I’m a tool junkie, but this is a line I will not cross:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2023 at 12:47 pm
Whenever you feel sad…
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!
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September 24, 2023 at 3:30 pm
(September 24, 2023 at 12:47 pm)Darinda Wrote: Whenever you feel sad…
It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2023 at 8:07 pm
Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak.
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