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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
A. Secular Human Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 17, 2023 at 5:09 pm
(October 17, 2023 at 6:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 393689000_343592958058636_14211347417334...e=653348FC]

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I rarely say "ohhh fuuuck" while laughing out loud.

This was one of those times.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 17, 2023 at 8:59 pm
[Image: F8p2-Vgt-W0-AEWe-Jq-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 17, 2023 at 10:10 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 17, 2023 at 10:13 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2023 at 3:39 am
Watching a QI repeat again, George Washington didn't wear a wig.
He didn't like them so he wore his hair powdered to look like a wig.
Couldn't this be considered to be lying by a means other than words?
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2023 at 11:13 am
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2023 at 11:20 am
(October 18, 2023 at 11:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 82zq84.jpg]

Boru

White paint balls, great choice.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2023 at 11:34 am
(October 6, 2023 at 11:31 am)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 53091.jpg]

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2023 at 1:39 pm
Buzzz lightyear?
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 18, 2023 at 1:46 pm
Creepy thought: Since Andy thought his toys were just toys, if one of them died, he wouldn’t know it and would just go on playing with its corpse.

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