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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 22, 2023 at 8:17 pm (This post was last modified: October 22, 2023 at 8:18 pm by brewer.)
JFTCH?

That's a funny side boob name.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 22, 2023 at 10:48 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2023 at 12:18 pm (This post was last modified: October 23, 2023 at 12:19 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2023 at 6:23 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2023 at 7:06 pm
OOOhhh, sacral dimples!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2023 at 8:54 pm
(October 23, 2023 at 6:23 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Cardi.jpg]

Not in my waiting room!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2023 at 8:59 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 23, 2023 at 11:51 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 24, 2023 at 5:09 am
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October 24, 2023 at 9:30 am
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