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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 29, 2023 at 10:32 am
(November 29, 2023 at 5:57 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GACqf-Cb-XQAAo-WYq.png]

I'd've said, "Aww, SHIT!".
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 30, 2023 at 2:07 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 30, 2023 at 3:05 pm
(November 30, 2023 at 2:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Adfree.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 30, 2023 at 7:28 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 30, 2023 at 8:58 pm
(November 30, 2023 at 3:05 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(November 30, 2023 at 2:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Adfree.jpg]

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#6616
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 1, 2023 at 2:50 am
Me if I was in one of the recent Star Wars movies:

Warning: cartoon nudity



Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 1, 2023 at 5:15 am
(December 1, 2023 at 2:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me if I was in one of the recent Star Wars movies:

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If I had been a prop designer on a recent Star Wars movie:




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 1, 2023 at 7:05 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 1, 2023 at 7:15 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#6620
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 1, 2023 at 5:48 pm
(December 1, 2023 at 2:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me if I was in one of the recent Star Wars movies:

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She's thinking "Take me to that washboard road!"
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