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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 4:51 am
Nipples. Today, tomorrow and every day thereafter.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 11:44 am
(December 24, 2023 at 1:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GAi-Hlv-TWYAAu-GDI-jpeg.jpg]

Strudel??? I don't need no stinking strudel!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 2:15 pm (This post was last modified: December 24, 2023 at 3:48 pm by Angrboda.)
(December 24, 2023 at 11:44 am)brewer Wrote:
(December 24, 2023 at 1:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GAi-Hlv-TWYAAu-GDI-jpeg.jpg]

Strudel??? I don't need no stinking strudel!

You don't want a sweeter teater?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 6:20 pm
(December 24, 2023 at 1:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GAi-Hlv-TWYAAu-GDI-jpeg.jpg]

I prefer nipples to be calorie-free...and fully erect.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 7:58 pm
(December 24, 2023 at 2:15 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(December 24, 2023 at 11:44 am)brewer Wrote: Strudel??? I don't need no stinking strudel!

You don't want a sweeter teater?

Nope, more of a savory kind of guy. Maybe some kind of hickory dry rub?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 8:05 pm
Guys make some weird requests...


[Image: GAn-EJs-DWIAA4h-NQ-jpeg.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2023 at 8:29 pm
(December 24, 2023 at 7:58 pm)brewer Wrote:
(December 24, 2023 at 2:15 pm)Angrboda Wrote: You don't want a sweeter teater?

Nope, more of a savory kind of guy. Maybe some kind of hickory dry rub?

I think this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that God is a woman. If God were a man, he'd have made women with bacon-flavored tits and pussies that actually taste like tacos.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2023 at 12:06 am
(December 24, 2023 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Guys make some weird requests...


[Image: GAn-EJs-DWIAA4h-NQ-jpeg.jpg]

It is a season for the reverse cowgirl

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2023 at 1:01 am
(December 25, 2023 at 12:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(December 24, 2023 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Guys make some weird requests...


[Image: GAn-EJs-DWIAA4h-NQ-jpeg.jpg]

It is a season for the reverse cowgirl

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Heh, heh, heh...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2023 at 8:11 pm
Harrison playing Solo:




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