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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 1, 2024 at 5:46 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 1, 2024 at 3:46 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2024 at 4:31 pm by awty.)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 1, 2024 at 4:28 pm
..... I said something I don't know.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 2, 2024 at 5:43 pm
Something to always respond with Yes.

When anyone asks, Is that too much to ask?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 2, 2024 at 6:16 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2024 at 6:04 am
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I've already contacted a print shop to have this made into a poster for the missus.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2024 at 11:40 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2024 at 3:54 pm
I did once, it was very, very, frightening. Galileo, was also present .
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2024 at 5:18 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 4, 2024 at 5:32 pm
Or according to the internal trump memos, Tuesdays.*

















*- And also Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays , Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.
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