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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2024 at 3:36 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2024 at 8:15 pm
alex jones seems like the kind of guy that washes his quadruple Big Mac down with mayonnaise.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2024 at 10:51 pm
Definitely appears that he's not eating the shit he sells.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2024 at 11:01 pm
(March 15, 2024 at 10:51 pm)brewer Wrote: Definitely appears that he's not eating the shit he sells.

You sure? He looks like a shit-eating butt hair to me.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2024 at 8:41 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2024 at 9:18 pm
They can take away our St Patrick's day.

But they can't take away our staggering down the street blind drunk!

Freedom!!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2024 at 9:26 pm
(March 16, 2024 at 9:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They can take away our St Patrick's day.

But they can't take away our staggering down the street blind drunk!

Freedom!!

Leave the shalalie at home.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 4:15 am
(March 16, 2024 at 9:26 pm)brewer Wrote:
(March 16, 2024 at 9:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They can take away our St Patrick's day.

But they can't take away our staggering down the street blind drunk!

Freedom!!

Leave the shalalie at home.

The WHAT???

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 4:16 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2024 at 6:58 am (This post was last modified: March 17, 2024 at 7:37 am by brewer.)
(March 17, 2024 at 4:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 16, 2024 at 9:26 pm)brewer Wrote: Leave the shalalie at home.

The WHAT???

Boru

It's a long and stiff version of that thing between your legs.
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