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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2025 at 12:52 pm
When she says, ‘You don’t have to get me anything for Valentine’s Day - you’re all I could ever want.’
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2025 at 3:58 pm
It's our anniversary. We told each other, "Happy Anniversary", and we're going out to lunch. We don't need to buy
anything.
We have what we need.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 pm
(February 14, 2025 at 4:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (February 14, 2025 at 3:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: It's our anniversary. We told each other, "Happy Anniversary", and we're going out to lunch. We don't need to buy anything. We have what we need.
Happy Anniversary!
We don't get one this year as it's not a Leap Year. Oh well...such is life.
Thanks!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2025 at 5:46 pm
My wife and I have a "mutual non aggression pact" where valentines day is concerned. (not our job to keep card sellers in business, seems to have worked for the last 36 years!)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2025 at 2:58 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 17, 2025 at 8:47 pm
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February 17, 2025 at 8:48 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 19, 2025 at 5:03 am
The only disappointment I have is that the politician in question only looks like Patrick Bateman and isn’t actually him.
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