Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Rev. Rye]

One man attempts to solve that timeworn dilemma: How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

[awty]

The wind blew in yesterday dropping our temperature by about 50 degrees. In the midst of this wind getting really amped up, I made a quick run to a local store. My hair wrapped around my face and as I walked in I was trying to untangle this mop of hair. Guy in front of me chuckles and says he hates when that happens and removed his ball cap to show a nearly bald head.

Nice to see there are still some people with a sense of humor and who don't take themselves too seriously.

[Rev. Rye]

Context for Yanks: Nigel Farage is probably the closest thing England has to Trump, yes, even closer than Boris Johnson. He’s responsible for Brexit becoming a thing, and he also has a Cameo page.

Ian Watkins was a British singer for the band Losptophets. Note the past tense. He was absolutely pure fucking evil. He also died recently, getting shanked in prison, and when this happened, more people expressed sympathy for the shank having to be so close to Ian than Ian for dying. 

Anyway…

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Farage said ‘Ian Watkins was a good man who loved his children.’  Hard to think of a more monumentally inappropriate requiem.

Boru