Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[Rev. Rye]

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Shrink, "how do you respond when someone describes you as a train wreck?"

Me, "Whooo, whooo. All aboard!"

Shrink, "No!"

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Shrink, "how do you respond when someone describes you as a train wreck?"

Me, "Whooo, whooo.  All aboard!"

Shrink, "No!"

Me: 'You said you wanted to meet my family, so I brought them to my session today.'

Therapist: 'Oh. My. God.'

Boru

[Angrboda]

[wrong thread]

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When JD and Usha have a spat, do you think she makes him sleep on the couch, or is that too much of a reward?

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

Trump can end the war with Iran with a stroke of a pen.

Or even without the pen...

[The Valkyrie]

me, "Damn, this escape room is difficult!"

Boss, "You're at work!!"

[Rev. Rye]

This is the funniest video about payroll tax ever made. Okay, technically, it’s mostly just the comments section:

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If you have to have it explained, well, I can only assume that whatever New Deal economist who created the Federal Unemployment Tax Act would have been blindsided by the fact that to most internet denizens 85 years later, the letters FUTA would have a very different meaning. Basically, a anime chick with a dick.

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