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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 9, 2026 at 5:00 am
(August 9, 2026 at 4:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 9, 2026 at 3:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Leprosy is on the rise in Florida.

Leprosy!

When is America going to be great again??

The MAGAts are blaming illegal immigration for the spike in leprosy cases. They have a point - armadillos are a dab hand at evading border checkpoints and very few of them have passports.

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Also, no one comment that I posted this in the wrong thread.

Technically, it's funny that this is happening in a Red state.

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August 9, 2026 at 6:07 am
[Image: HPRa46-Dbw-AElqtr.jpg]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 9, 2026 at 8:25 am
(August 9, 2026 at 3:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Leprosy is on the rise in Florida.

Leprosy!

When is America going to be great again??

America is great for the Trump family and billionaires, which are the people Trump was talking about when he said that he would make America great. He certainly did not mean that the working class would have a great time under his rule.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 9, 2026 at 8:04 pm (This post was last modified: August 9, 2026 at 8:06 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(August 9, 2026 at 3:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Leprosy is on the rise in Florida.

Leprosy!

When is America going to be great again??


I have a good friend who's a leper, and he loves his hot tub.

His name is Stew.
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I'll see myself out...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2026 at 4:11 am
(August 9, 2026 at 8:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(August 9, 2026 at 3:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Leprosy is on the rise in Florida.

Leprosy!

When is America going to be great again??


I have a good friend who's a leper, and he loves his hot tub.

His name is Stew.
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I'll see myself out...

Is he the one who told the prostitute to keep the tip?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2026 at 4:52 am
When a leper gives you the finger, be sure to thank him for the lovely gift.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2026 at 5:20 pm
[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5X5v0DoYp8QiIgCt4os2...w_bPg&s=10]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 10, 2026 at 10:27 pm
I have decided that if others can rename genocide as "ethnic cleansing", then I can rename murder as "involuntary personal extinction".

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Yesterday at 3:17 am
(August 10, 2026 at 5:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5X5v0DoYp8QiIgCt4os2...w_bPg&s=10]

Boru

I'm more concerned that peanut butter only MAY contain nuts!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(August 10, 2026 at 5:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5X5v0DoYp8QiIgCt4os2...w_bPg&s=10]

Boru

That one's actually valid. Peanuts aren't actually nuts, and it's weird that we treat those woody little tubers as if they were. So people with nut allergies can sometimes eat peanuts if they haven't been contaminated with tree nuts.
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