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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2013 at 12:44 am
Thank Mr Sulu for this one:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 7, 2013 at 6:12 am
(December 6, 2013 at 8:58 pm)Cinjin Wrote: [Image: 1378613_676340929066893_338698986_n.jpg]
Did Sleepy show you this? Gah.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm
(December 7, 2013 at 6:12 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Did Sleepy show you this? Gah.

Did he leave out some other useful part of a woman's anatomy? I'd really like to get the whole picture.
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December 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
(December 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(December 7, 2013 at 6:12 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Did Sleepy show you this? Gah.

Did he leave out some other useful part of a woman's anatomy? I'd really like to get the whole picture.

Lol, no. That was a comment on a picture suggesting women are just a walking collection of places to stick a dick. Tongue
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2013 at 4:15 pm
(December 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote:
(December 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm)whateverist Wrote: Did he leave out some other useful part of a woman's anatomy? I'd really like to get the whole picture.

Lol, no. That was a comment on a picture suggesting women are just a walking collection of places to stick a dick. Tongue

Well anyone who thinks that is just ignorant. My personal woman also pays the bills and adds value to my life in so many other ways. Still when it comes time to stick a dick in, you just can't beat a woman.
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December 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Haha, indeed :-D
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2013 at 5:08 pm
I think sleepy might try to argue that you can beat a woman
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2013 at 5:12 pm
(December 7, 2013 at 5:08 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: I think sleepy might try to argue that you can beat a woman
Only if she doesn't do what a man says, silly.
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December 7, 2013 at 5:26 pm
Why would anyone do what Sleepy says?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2013 at 11:44 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2013 at 11:45 pm by Cinjin.)
alright alright you all ... lets try and keep this thread vitriol free. Sleepy isn't even here to defend himself.

Behave.




...better yet, post something that will make me laugh.
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