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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2013 at 4:04 pm
(December 8, 2013 at 8:10 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(December 8, 2013 at 1:28 am)Cinjin Wrote: [Image: jokes-on-them.jpg]

Thinking
Who's taking the photo?

The NSA, through the television set.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2013 at 1:15 pm
This one tickled me:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2013 at 1:51 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2013 at 6:15 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2013 at 6:25 pm by Cyberman.)
This is rather mislabelled - there's no actual magic, just tons of talent - but strangely compelling and best viewed with annotations off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzaakCLfA...ture=share

Anyone know who these guys are?

Incidentally, when I first saw this, what especially caught my eye was one person in the audience who looks quite a lot like my Sam (it's not her, but the resemblance is still pretty close).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2013 at 6:22 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2013 at 6:26 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(December 7, 2013 at 5:26 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: Why would anyone do what Sleepy says?

But does sleeps really count as a man?

My apologies. I responded to the comment and then read Cinjin's comment.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2013 at 6:25 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2013 at 6:28 pm by Paraselene.)
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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December 16, 2013 at 6:29 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2013 at 9:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiEjs7deHL4
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2013 at 11:52 pm
I must meet this girl!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2013 at 12:06 am
Fuck, yeah!

I just found her on Twitter; back in June she retweeted this from one of her followers:

Tess Tickles Wrote:Christening today was a test and half. That was no bundle of joy. That was a fucking gargoyle.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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