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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Re: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2014 at 6:59 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 4:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's too much boobies.

That's a logical fallacy.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 2, 2014 at 7:06 pm
A la Rev777, I stand by it.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Re: RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2014 at 2:03 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2014 at 2:15 pm (This post was last modified: May 3, 2014 at 2:51 pm by Mystical.)
^^^^ WHATTT THE FFFFF IS THATTTTT??? ^^^^
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I made this one. Do you guys think it's humorous? My facebook friends might not.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2014 at 2:56 pm
It's spiders in the corner of a ceiling. What did you think it was?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2014 at 8:08 pm by Bad Writer.)




Rappin' for Jesus. Here's a good dose of racial insensitivity and American Xtian stupidity for you. "Jesus Christ is my Nigga". FFS... but very light-hearted, right?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 8:49 pm
(May 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm)Bad Writer Wrote:





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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2014 at 8:53 pm by Cinjin.)
(May 3, 2014 at 2:56 pm)KUSA Wrote: It's spiders in the corner of a ceiling. What did you think it was?


Well yeah, the spiders in the a ceiling corner is painfully obvious. It's the slogan that makes absolutely no sense. WTF is a weedwacker for?!?? Why would anyone try to kill spiders with a weed wacker? Why would a weed wacker be used indoors? and How in the HELL would a weed wacker even be useful in a drywall corner?!?!

The whole meme is dumb as hell.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 8:57 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2014 at 9:00 pm by Darkstar.)
(May 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm)Bad Writer Wrote:


"...but I do exude a little Christian swag, and I'm proud to be an American! Jesus Christ is my nigga'. Let his light shine through ya. Let his love pop a cap in your butt, and say hallelujah!"

Confused Fall As if the rapping itself weren't already comical, they had to have lyrics like these.

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"Let his love pop a cap in your butt..."
What was that about repressed homosexuality in homophobes, again?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2014 at 9:14 pm




I couldn't let this one slide either, as the other video went over so well with you. While a little less overt, the subtle message in these lyrics has a double entendre the writer of the song obviously missed.
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