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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Summer's over:
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Stimbo, that is very good.
I have the nuttiest Facebook friends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Unfortunately for me bikini season is just starting and I'm about to spend two weeks in London!
I'm also addicted to burgers. But also addicted to exercise. I keep getting told I'm too thin. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  ![[Image: 3tipje-1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.pleated-jeans.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2F3tipje-1.jpg)
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.  (September 8, 2014 at 8:00 am)Exian Wrote: Oh and fuck the Steelers. Indeed, I'm mad bro. He he. Sorry. Your boys have me worried. They exposed that defense for what I hope is a conditioning issue. But anyone who runs a no-huddle will give us trouble. I am not happy. We should have stomped the Browns. Especially after Tate went down.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- 
Knowing the Steelers, Ben, and that whole organization, you have nothing to worry about. You guys come out of everything smelling like roses. I didn't even see the no-huddle come back charge. I changed it at the last touchdown before the half. Then I heard we came back and turned it back on in time to see the field goal. Such is the life of a Brown's fan. Haha
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Boring.
 (September 9, 2014 at 6:32 am)Exian Wrote: Knowing the Steelers, Ben, and that whole organization, you have nothing to worry about. You guys come out of everything smelling like roses. I didn't even see the no-huddle come back charge. I changed it at the last touchdown before the half. Then I heard we came back and turned it back on in time to see the field goal. Such is the life of a Brown's fan. Haha I don't really care for sports much. I don't know much about teams. What I do know is that being a Browns fan in my family is enough to get you disowned. I think my parents would take it even worse than my being an atheist (aka bad Christian). Hmm....if their colors weren't so ugly maybe I would buy some fan outfits just for the laughs.
Sorry about straying from the OP. No more football talk from me on this thread.
Fuck the Steelers. 
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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