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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Okay, but I don't have a girl friend
You and me both, but what prompted you to say tha?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
"That". Sorry, lost a 't' somewhere between brain and keyboard.
I was just wondering what prompted you to mention your lock of girlfriend, that's all.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Your picture, I was responding as a joke.
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September 23, 2014 at 2:09 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 2:09 pm by Darkstar.)
Yes, this is humorous. Trust me.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bo...ed_to_Read Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of $50. However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page. It was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR. There, in bold print, (September 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: Your picture, I was responding as a joke. Ah. Have a purebred one. ![[Image: Purebred.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i160.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft187%2FSteambum%2FPurebred.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm by *Deidre*.)
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