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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
This is more or less how all conversations go with my dad:
Jon Stewart had a segment about pig cages confining pigs for most of their life. I was explaining to my dad that the cages don't allow the pigs to turn around, lay down, move, or stretch their limbs. I told him that pigs have something like the intelligence of a 2 year old, and the confinement can drive them insane. My dad says, "Oh, that's just great. I don't want to be a hypocrite. Now I have to start eating 2 year olds."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 23, 2014 at 5:12 pm
(This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Cyberman.)
Somebody get in touch with Operation Yewtree. Stat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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