Why does God care about S E X?

[Neo-Scholastic]

God does not care about sex per se...He cares about us and sexual relationships cause us all kinds of trouble.

[Ahriman]

ahriman:
God would rather you masturbate than have sex with strange females. If you can't find a consistent sex partner, you're better off going solo. This is not unjustified.......the more females you have sex with, the greater your risk of getting a disease, plus getting a bunch of females pregnant would be a nightmare. God is just watching out for you, when He wants to "restrict" your sex life. Although you're free to do what you want. I know a lot of people would rather act like monkeys than dignified human beings.

Does the village know their idiot is missing?

But you have no argument. Interesting.

[R00tKiT]

Why does god care about our genitals so much?

Caring is an invalid word to use for an omniscient being. Caring entails directing one's limited attention/resources/thoughts to something, except that all God's properties are unlimited.

So your question is a category mistake to begin with.

[Angrboda]

Why does god care about our genitals so much?

Caring is an invalid word to use for an omniscient being. Caring entails directing one's limited attention/resources/thoughts to something, except that all God's properties are unlimited.

So your question is a category mistake to begin with.

Equivocation.

[no one]

ahriman:
God would rather you masturbate than have sex with strange females. If you can't find a consistent sex partner, you're better off going solo. This is not unjustified.......the more females you have sex with, the greater your risk of getting a disease, plus getting a bunch of females pregnant would be a nightmare. God is just watching out for you, when He wants to "restrict" your sex life. Although you're free to do what you want. I know a lot of people would rather act like monkeys than dignified human beings.

this guy:
Does the village know their idiot is missing?

ahriman:
But you have no argument. Interesting.

Samuel Clemens:
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[R00tKiT]

Caring is an invalid word to use for an omniscient being. Caring entails directing one's limited attention/resources/thoughts to something, except that all God's properties are unlimited.

So your question is a category mistake to begin with.

Equivocation.

What's your alternative definition of caring that you think can apply to a deity?

[no one]

Funny how a godder scoffs at applying human attributes to a deity.

[R00tKiT]

Funny how a godder scoffs at applying human attributes to a deity.

How do you know I scoffed at anything ?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

God cares about what we do with our genitals for the same reason Mrs. Grundy does - he’s not getting any and it frustrates him so much that he’s compelled to make people as miserable as he is.

‘Puritanism (n): the gnawing fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.’ - Mencken

Boru

[Soberman921]

God would rather you masturbate than have sex with strange females. If you can't find a consistent sex partner, you're better off going solo. This is not unjustified.......the more females you have sex with, the greater your risk of getting a disease, plus getting a bunch of females pregnant would be a nightmare. God is just watching out for you, when He wants to "restrict" your sex life. Although you're free to do what you want. I know a lot of people would rather act like monkeys than dignified human beings.

This assumes a lot, and of course is written only from the male perspective with a clearly misogynistic tone ("strange females"?). Today both men and women can engage in safe sex with negligible risk of disease or pregnancy. How is God "watching out" for them with arbitrary rules against sex practices that may very well make them happy? The comparison of people engaging in healthy, consenting sex with monkeys is absurd and offensive. Dignity is not determined by those with whom we choose to have sex. It is in large part reflective of how we treat others. And on that front, you have failed spectacularly.