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I love cats and monkies more, than god
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I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 2:06 pm (This post was last modified: August 5, 2022 at 2:12 pm by Interaktive.)
I love cats and monkies more, than god
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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 2:23 pm
*monkeys
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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 2:25 pm
(August 5, 2022 at 2:23 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: *monkeys

Sorry, i have elementory english
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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 2:26 pm
Just trying to help.
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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 2:55 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 5:00 pm
Cats and Monkeys are real things!
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August 5, 2022 at 5:24 pm (This post was last modified: August 5, 2022 at 5:24 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I love roast beef and potatoes more than getting smacked in the face with a wet mop.

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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 6:05 pm
(August 5, 2022 at 5:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I love roast beef and potatoes more than getting smacked in the face with a wet mop.

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What about getting slapped in the face with a wet monkey?
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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 6:31 pm
(August 5, 2022 at 6:05 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 5, 2022 at 5:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I love roast beef and potatoes more than getting smacked in the face with a wet mop.

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What about getting slapped in the face with a wet monkey?

Does that cost extra?

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RE: I love cats and monkies more, than god
August 5, 2022 at 7:13 pm
(August 5, 2022 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 5, 2022 at 6:05 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: What about getting slapped in the face with a wet monkey?

Does that cost extra?

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