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What is going to happen when Jesus returns?

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What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
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RE: What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
March 19, 2023 at 11:10 am
He will be offered a refund or equal store credit for his return, provided he has the receipt.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: What is going to happen when Jesus returns?
March 19, 2023 at 12:00 pm
I think the return period expired centuries ago. I’ll tell him to go away, or if he paid with Palestine Express, file a dispute through his credit card.
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