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My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 7:58 am
For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 8:11 am
Your story telling leaves a great deal to be desired.
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 8:15 am
(June 6, 2023 at 8:11 am)Tomato Wrote: Your story telling leaves a great deal to be desired.
I know. I was a better story teller before I became a Republican.
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 10:50 am
Well, you had to have a lobotomy in order to be a republican, right?
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 11:00 am
Ooooooooh, fun!
For most of my life, I was a republican. I smoked a ton of weed and flirted with any girl who wouldn't press charges. Netflix wasn't a thing, moonshine was. Now I'm a non-voter.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 11:19 am
Politics has never had anything to do with my weed consumption...which is nil. Not my drug of choice though I seem to be in the minority around here on that.
Pretty much always been a damned hippie Democrat.
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 11:41 am
(June 6, 2023 at 7:58 am)Ahriman Wrote: , and flirted with girls.
And now you give blowjobs for cash, so what is your point?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 11:47 am
(June 6, 2023 at 11:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: (June 6, 2023 at 7:58 am)Ahriman Wrote: , and flirted with girls.
And now you give blowjobs for cash, so what is your point?
He's an entrepreneur?
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 11:53 am
(June 6, 2023 at 11:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: (June 6, 2023 at 7:58 am)Ahriman Wrote: , and flirted with girls.
And now you give blowjobs for cash, so what is your point?
Is this a better life? I don't know. I don't really care.
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RE: My Life As A Republican
June 6, 2023 at 11:55 am
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That tracks, they're all nihilists now. That's how they lost me.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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