Why did Communists promote Evolution?

[The Architect Of Fate]

[The Architect Of Fate]

Pathetic and silly. The Blessed Virgin Mary first gave Her Consent to Almighty God. Secondly, it was a Spiritual Union between the Holy Spirit and the Holy Virgin Mary, the Immaculate Mother of God. Did the Pharisees teach you to say filthy things of Her as they've written in their Talmud? Almighty God is strict in Judging those who speak evilly of His Most Pure Mother.

Now, here's what I was talking about.

Genesis 1: God creates the First Animal Pair of each Kind, which then reproduces according to its own kind. God then creates Mankind - Humanity - Adam and Eve, and this in His Own Divine and Special Image, which is what the Militant Atheist Commie Evolutionsists are tryign to rob you of, your innate God-Given Dignity, as a Man or Woman Created in His Image, by telling you that you are an Ape and a Son of a Monkey or Daughter of a Monkey Instead:

"20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

When God says, "Let Us", rather than let me, that's also a reference to the Trinity, and thus the Divinity of Christ, which is already clear in Genesis.

Needs more griffins and wizards

Also there is nothing undignified about being an Ape considering humans are Apes and Human can be quite dignified

Also human are apes and apes produce more apes.

[The Grand Nudger]

Gods a mamas boy, apparently. Ready to fly off the handle at anyone who says a single humanizing word about his sainted mother.

-and these fuckers can't figure out why we don't want to date their boyfriend?

[The Architect Of Fate]

Also somehow being an ape is undignified the fact they think that is very telling 

[h4ym4n]

Right because women in that time could easily say no about anything.

You’re pathetic

Actually the Dumb God ™ in Genesis didn't know what to make as a mate  for Adam. 
So they had tryouts. It says so right there in Genesis. And it involved bestiality as well as whatever fucking birds would be called. 

Genesis 2:18-20
The Lord God said "It is not good for man to be alone. I will make a suitable partner for him". So the Lord God formed out of the ground various 
wild animals and various birds of the air and he brought them to the man to see what he would call them; whatever the man called each of them would be it's name. 
The man gave names to all the cattle, all the birds of the air, and all the wild animals; but none proved to be the suitable partner for the man. 

Genesis was written by Jews. They did not ever buy into the Trinity. You're dead wrong Pissant. 
The Jews (until Isaiah) were polytheistic however. Yahweh had a wife. The Heavenly Host were all divine, in Jewish culture. That did not make them gods. 
That subject these days, ie "other divine beings" in that culture is the subject of somewhat intense research and thus the subject of a number of recent PhD theses, in Ancient Semitic Languages and Cultures. 

"Militant Atheist Commie Evolutionsists"
BTW, that's a psycho disordered paranoid personality if there ever was one.

And remember the bullshit thing that a day is 500 years to the lord.

That means for just a half day/250 human years of naming and fucking animals. Omnithing had to creat rib woman. 


Eve was an after thought

[The Grand Nudger]

If you had to watch that shit youd've made a rib woman too.  Adam, no clothes, wandering around primordial garden earth wearing everything like a sock.  

[Fake Messiah]

Did the Pharisees teach you to say filthy things of Her as they've written in their Talmud?

Oh, the pedo defender is indulging in some antisemitism.

[The Grand Nudger]

In for a penny, in for a pound...of jewflesh.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Eve was an after thought

Things were really gay until she showed up.

[Bucky Ball]